resolution realization:  accidentally smiling very little, indefinitely.

the last week of my year was truly fucked up.  but you know what?  christmas was family-rific as ever; and new year's was a typical-as-ever party, but i was sober*, as i tend to be these days, and that, my friends, made it truly glorious.

*i mean, i finish the half empty beers i ( Read more... )

11 cavities

is tabby cat short for tabitha cat?

today i received a fax from a pest control company called lord of the fruit flies, hahahahahahahahahaha

i hope to die in a glorious cartoony dance riot that involves the throwing of many lollipops and "wolly willy" boards and, time-permitting, copies of my "lightened enlightenment" swan song, or time-not-permitting, at least DRAWERINGS of nietzsche smiling or floating through the air by the string of a balloon (coming soon eventually to my other ( Read more... )

( watch that last step, it's a doozie! )

fair thee well, fluids
the time we spend together
will always be short.

oh and i hear there's a halloween party at my house on saturday, word up

( typicaltastrophe )