I stuck my dick in a cow, her name was Amanda, I got a weird vaginal disease that made good bread. Now I'm healed but my penis looks like a bloody, peeled bananna skin and I'm lonely.
SOMEONE FUCKING DELETED ALL MY MOTHER FUCKING ENTRIES. FUCKING SPIC NEW ORLEANS MOTHER FUCKS. I BETTER GET MY SHIT BACK OR I'M GOING TO BUY A FUCKING SHOTGUN AND KILLING ALL YOUR COLORED SLAVE MOTHER FUCKING ASSES
--Santa Clause Bitch
P.S. I WANNA JOIN A RATING COMMUNITY BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL, ;x