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Hi all. I just defriended pretty much everyone who still was friended on this journal. If it hurts your feelings, I uh... really don't know what to say.
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Technically... still on hiatus. But, how much of a douche would I have to be to start an entirely new journal? Like, from scratch? Instead of getting a rename token or whatevs. Would that be too douchey? I would have a poll about this, but I can't, so, just tell me. -
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EL JAY HIATUSI don't know, you might've noticed, you might not've, but this lj has been slowly disintegrating. And it's not pretty. I've been feeling really weird about it lately, especially after my trip to Manitoba, and it's a weirdness that can't be solved by deleting journal entries or cleaning up my flist or anything. Trust me, I've tried ( Read more... ) -
I've been crawling on my belly, clearing out what could have been
The Cold and Ugly Vicarious Hooker With a Penis: The Patient Jimmy H. Hoffman, with a Sober Message to (the Useful Idiot and/or Jerk-Off) Harry Manback and his Ticks and Leeches ( Read more... ) -
how late, very late, too late
Now there’s a back of a truck selling the back of a car ( Read more... ) -
killing in the name of
The next time I see bacon in the fridge that looks like bacon I took out of the freezer more than a week ago, I will definitely for sure absolutely really completely NOT fry it up and eat it.
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Hello hello hello. This is just a drive-by update, I'll have a biggie for y'all when I get back homeish. In the meantime, pictures for to tide you over. ( Indeed. ) -
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Please let me ruin your childhood. Can I do that? Okay!
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it's just a matter of time until we're all found out
AUGH. I am so offended by this Sports Illustrated swimsuit thingy. Even more offended than I am by it like, regularly.
Hey, let's pair off some hot half-naked models with fully-clothed male musicians! Okay! ... WHERE IS THE EQUALITY.
As far as I'M concerned, EVERYONE in this FUCKING shoot should have been naked. EVERYONE.
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My sugar daddy just bought me cookies. For Valentines day. ♥