( [CACs] )

Sheesh, this tourny's getting vicious. Wish I coulda hopped in on it.

We've still got specials down here, so, stop in for a bite and a drink. Discounts if you've been in this WRGX or whatever it is.

*Outside of the Flamvell bar and Grill, the young owner leans against the wall, in a pin-striped suit, playing with a cigarette lighter. It's a few hours before it opens for lunch, and long before the rest of the employees should be there.

Approach the man?*

 So, uh. After a lengthy legal mumbo-jumbo legal shit-fest, I'm now the proud owner of Flamvel Bar and Grill.

....I think this is gonna be a long next few years. On the plus side, I ain't gotta work that crappy construction job anymore or think about school. And can start paying attention to the world again!

 *There is very clearly a Geo in the park. He checks a cellphone a few times, before sighing and relaxing in the sunlight.

Commands: Fight, Talk, Insult.*

So I had a dream where I suplexed a huge bird. It was pretty awesome.

And don't mess with the other Suguru that sweeps in front of that weird shop. Please? That's cool in advance.

 ...One day. Two knockouts.

...I think I need something to fight that doesn't got a spine.

 *If  you're Onni, Geo has just crashed into your room, through the window. He apparently jury rigged the zipline to work in reverse.*

"HEY ONNI WE'RE DOING RETARDED THINGS TODAY"

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There's no way that's really Suguru in that store. I'm pretty sure it's some sort of spirit possessing her, like with me and the jerk.

 SUGURU I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION. OR SOMETHING. SOMEONE HELP.

And if I punched you in my escape from what might have been bizarro Earth, I'm sorry.

Edit: ALSO SUGURU IS A BOY AND NOT A GIRL DON'T LISTEN TO DERAY'S LIES. SHE'S A LYING LIAR WHO ONLY WANTS TO CAUSE CONTROVERSY IN LIVES.

So I just heard from someone that only idiots don't get sick.

And I've never been sick.

Does this mean I'm an idiot?