Forty-nine.

[magicofthewild]

I think we may need a fair large announcement made, since it seems to be the trend this year.

Everyone, please spay and neuter your cats before bringing them to Hogwarts.I really like animals-- I do!-- but having kittens everywhere is probably not the best thing possible. Besides, what if one were to get loose into a classroom or something? Bad

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[b_abyshark]

Owl's can FUCKing eat them too.

[magicofthewild]

Well, yes, owls do tend to eat kittens. It's a sad fact of life.

That'd be horrible; what if a first year saw?

[b_abyshark]

They'd get over it?

[magicofthewild]

...yeah.

But they're fair young. I mean, not everyone grows up knowing these things.

[lavenderglasses]

Lovely to see that our Head Girl is so biased~

[magicofthewild]

I only have to be unbiased in my judgement during school hours and when I catch people breaking the rules.

That doesn't mean I have to cheer on everyone in Quidditch.

[lavenderglasses]

Whatever. Honestly, it doesn't matter to me. It's just a silly sport, after all~

[magicofthewild]

I know it's just a sport, but it's fun to have something to cheer for.

[fight_me_harder]

No chance in hell.

[magicofthewild]

Well, I mean, it's fair important to get your pets spayed and neutered, because we don't want--

oh.

You were talking about Quidditch, weren't you?

[fight_me_harder]

Of course I was talking about Quidditch. I don't care about someone's horny animals.

[magicofthewild]

Well, you never know.

And it's perfectly normal for a cat to have kittens.