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mage_power

Update on a Journal I haven't used in a LONG time

Jun 11, 2008 15:36

Hm... Well, I guess I'm updating to reassure myself that I can still log into LJ after all this time. I have to say that I was pulled back into LJ after I realized my dislike for the Book Twilight and whatever comes after that ( Read more... )

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viralmancer June 11 2008, 23:05:42 UTC

I haven't yet braved the sparkly vampires. Mainly because they're not at the library. >_< Curses on them; I want to make fun of them.

viralmancer June 11 2008, 23:06:29 UTC

Btw, you use these things <> instead of these things [] for lj html tags.

house_liberi June 13 2008, 06:58:19 UTC

I sadly have no rants.

mage_power June 17 2008, 18:14:25 UTC

That's fine too.

viralmancer June 13 2008, 14:41:26 UTC

Ah, the hell with the original- let's you and I rewrite Twilight to make it more suitable. :D

*ahem*

Once upon a time there was a vampire named Murgatroyd. He was beautiful and sparkly and good. And especially sparkly. All who gazed upon him were instantly struck by his beauty and sparkliness. Tall and slender was he, with wonderful breath that sent people into pliant dazes; for he was Murgatroyd, son of Lurgatroyd, and he knew no equal.

To be continued...?

mage_power June 16 2008, 20:55:56 UTC

Halfway across the world in Italy, a narcissistic vampire hunter who was not homosexual, and therefore, was not affected by the prettiness of Murgatroyd, bought a pair of sunglasses and a gun that shot out splinters of wood.

Meanwhile, Murgatroyd looked over his schedule and realized he needed to find a soul mate. He believed, in all of his beautiful goodness, that he was going to find his true love in a high school in Washington State. By true love, Murgatroyd naturally meant someone that he could whine and vent to whenever his bi-polar half kicked in.

viralmancer June 17 2008, 16:56:09 UTC

As the self-respecting (hahaHA!) son of Lurgatroyd VI, the Original Sparkly Vampire (tm), Murgatroyd knew that it was his duty and his destiny to find said strumpet. So Murgatroyd the Sparkly Directionally-Challenged Vampire packed up his bags and flew to Washington city, where he met the love of his life, an 89-year-old woman named Gertrude.

"Wait a minute," Murgatroyd exclaimed, "That can't be right! I am Murgatroyd, son of Lurgatroyd, the second Original Sparkly Vampire, power incarnate, beauty personified, and I can't possibly fall in love with an old hag named Gertrude! It is not within nature!"

So the author did a quick rewrite, and Murgatroyd, who was not at all shallow, was soon happily in love with a 16-year-old named Imaprettystar. However, Imaprettystar turned out to be a bit of a strumpet, so he had to destroy her. Oops. Should've stuck with Gertrude.

Next issue: Will Murgatroyd ever find love???

mage_power June 17 2008, 18:10:26 UTC

Being that Murgatroyd was still in Washington City at the time, all he was able to find were a lot of prostitutes and hobos. The pride of him being the second OSV led him to believe that perhaps he was mistaken in his placement about where to be for the setting.
This was further emphasized when the Narcissistic Vampire Hunter walked into the same Starbucks as Murgatroyd and attempted to blow the vampire's brains out as he was trying to flirt with the waitress.
Murgatroyd decided that he should take the first plane that landed at Dallas airport and fly somewhere far away.

Meanwhile, as our sparkly hero was making plans to move to Washington State (Washington Memorial was not an option, as he found out), the vampire hunter decided he was going to help himself to Murgatroyd's meal, aka, the waitress at Starbucks. As the reader will learn, this vampire hunter, all cliches possible, was also a vampire. (Oops, well, I guess the reader knows his secret now...)

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aphotic June 13 2008, 19:17:50 UTC

LAWLS, hi Magey!

Yeah, Twilight... I heard it sucked. I have no interest in reading it, not just because it probably does suck, but because I don't really like reading books?

...*bricked*

But yes, like-minded journal stalking is fun fun. :D~

mage_power June 16 2008, 20:58:51 UTC

XD When I'm bored at work, I usually read. And read. And read. Work is boring. >_<
(In between this, I find time to play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, somehow...)

Yes, but sadly, I ran out of stalking because I read all of the rants people had on Twilight. Must find more on Google! :D

How are you doing? Does summer present lots of vacation planning opportunities?

aphotic June 17 2008, 02:20:00 UTC

lol, not surprising that work is boring.

Mystery Dungeon is fun. If you have Red/Blue, you should get Time/Darkness; they're by far better than the first ones. 8D

Ah, well. Google to the rescue!

I'm good. Aaaaaaaactually~, there is a small possibility I will be able to go to Otakon in Baltimore this year. Very small, but it's still there. BECAUSE GUESS WHO THE MUSICAL GUEST IS.

IT'S FUCKING JAM PROJECT. OMG.

So yeah, need to beg and plead with my mom to help me go to that... 8DDDD

Other than that, not much is or will be going on, since we moved our annual Disney World trip to October instead of August. Yay, missing school for a week in the fall.

mage_power June 17 2008, 17:58:20 UTC

Yea, I finished the storyline for Mystery Dungeon Time, and am now constantly rescuing my sis in Darkness because she DIES. XD
I need a Snorlax. >>

Wow, I heard it was going to be JAM Project a while back. I am surprised you haven't gotten tickets yet. O_o Hopefully you'll be able to see them!
Are you going to cosplay too?

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