Anyhow, I am closing my new house this weekend. I am incredibly terribly sorry I can't attend your nuptials which I totally am in support of of, but am obliged by contractual financial obligations outside my control to miss your beautiful wedding this weekend due to moronic sellers and submoronic tenants.
Pleas accept my humble appologies.
If I can make it up to you both in some capacity please allow me to do so. If you haven't seen my SCA resume for cool favors I might have ability to do for you please ask.
Oh, if you are not on your honeymoon please allow me to extend a most humble invitation to attend a house warming/Halloween party at my place. Please see blog for details.
Heh. So I just realized you friended me a really long time ago. So I'm finally friending you back. Now you can read all the really questionable stuff I write too! Muhahahahaaaa.
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And shiftlock too,
Anyhow, I am closing my new house this weekend. I am incredibly terribly sorry I can't attend your nuptials which I totally am in support of of, but am obliged by contractual financial obligations outside my control to miss your beautiful wedding this weekend due to moronic sellers and submoronic tenants.
Pleas accept my humble appologies.
If I can make it up to you both in some capacity please allow me to do so. If you haven't seen my SCA resume for cool favors I might have ability to do for you please ask.
Oh, if you are not on your honeymoon please allow me to extend a most humble invitation to attend a house warming/Halloween party at my place. Please see blog for details.
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