i was wondering:

[mag_thomp]

do filthy rich people use the same toilet paper as us, or do they have some fancy-ass version to wipe their butts with? anyone know?

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[fryfan]

Some entertain the use of the bidet, which instead of having toilet paper on the side, shoots a gentle but firm burst of water upwards to get you clean.

[mag_thomp]

ah, yes. the bidet. i had forgotten that maybe the filthy rich are just entirely above wiping their bums...

[fryfan]

As if! (insert snooty rich laugh here)

By the way, that 11 stuff.....that was SPINAL TAP yo!

[mag_thomp]

argh! yes! i couldn't remember!

[dieuberhosen]

The rich do use the same toilet paper as us, but the only difference is there is someone wiping their asses for them. I'm jealous, are you? Liftestyles of the Rich and the Famous...

Who ever knew a Good Charlotte lyric could be so appropriate in conversation...