"The difference between
a madman
and myself,
is that I am not mad."
Dali

Hey. I am a gangster and I drive a Chrysler Pacifica? thats hard.

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Talk about Asian House DRAMA! Crack babies, crack whores, psychos, kleptomaniacs, bitchy mayor's daughter, suicide, dfs, and chinese crying.
Whoa.

You Are From the Moon


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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways --
chocolate in one hand,
martini in the other,
body thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and screaming 'Woo Hoo what a ride!'"

Holy Crap. I just took the SAT and that was about as much fun as hanging myself. Really. Jesus.
But it was ok cause I went with Lauren and Ashley C and Ashley R and her bro.
And that was fun. Cuz Ashley R does a lot of cocaine.
I hope I do better than I did last time.
PS What the HELL does IMPOUS mean? Come ON!

I love Christmas and I get excited. Guess what? We're doin a secret Santa at the Asian House and I got the owner, Chet. So now I have to find a gift for him. What do you get a 45-year-old Chinese restuarant owner man?

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