Worried commander

[mafia_geek]

And another thing, you can’t just

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[vespa_alien]

NYAN!

*swings guitar at Irie's face*

[mafia_geek]

Eh? Did some-*Guitar smashed, knocked on his butt and into shocked silence*

...

GYAAAH! Why did you do that?! My glasses!!

[vespa_alien]

Are you lost?

[mafia_geek]

W-what? U-uh, no, I'm fine, thank you (I've got to get away from this crazy person). If you'll excuse me, I was, uh, trying to find a pay phone. *Backing slowly away*

[the_secondchild]

*probably heard before seen* Lost glasses-kun? No way, no name?

[mafia_geek]

Eek! *jumps about a foot*

Where did you come from?! U-uh, I'm not lost, I'm just...not fully aware of where I am. I have to go now! *quickly starts walking away, obviously unnerved by...well, everything about B*

Please don't follow me, please don't follow me....GAH, why is everyone here so weird?!

[the_secondchild]

*waving* Bye bye Shouichi Irie

[mafia_geek]

*Stops* Shouichi Irie? I can remember Shouichi, but not Irie. Do you know me?

[baronofbeauty]

Ohh? What a miserable and pathetic little man you are!

[mafia_geek]

Er, that's nice, see you later....pointy eared person...Gah!

Great, now I'm being insulted on top of everything else! I feel like I'm in a fairy tale. 'Don't stray from the path, Shouichi! Don't talk to the crazy weirdos, Shouichi! Don't eat any strange mushrooms or trust any wicked step mothers, Shouichi.'

[mystichamburger]

You have a cell phone too!

It doesn't work either, does it.

[mafia_geek]

(Oh good, a normal looking person! Well, aside from the clothes, but I can't exactly criticize that.)

No, it doesn't. I can't get a signal. I don't suppose you know where I could find a land line, do you? I-well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I seem to have lost my mind my memories. I think I need to get to a hospital or a police station or something, Miss.

[mystichamburger]

Um, everyone loses their memories when they come here. It sucks, doesn't it? But you get them back eventually! And there's free food here!

[mafia_geek]

Sucks?! It doesn't just suck, it's terrible! I can't stay here with no memory, I have important things to do! I think.

Sorry, I just...this is a lot to deal with all at once. So we do get our memories back eventually? How long have you been here?

[solextreme]

THAT'S NERDY TO THE EXTREME!!!

DON'T WORRY! I'LL HELP YOU OUT! WELCOME TO MEMENTO EXTREME!!!

[mafia_geek]

EEEK! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!

Well, at least you haven't hit me with anything yet...so this place is called Memento, right? Uh, that's good, could you tell me where I could find a phone?

[solextreme]

I'M NOT YELLING! THIS IS HOW REAL MEN TALK!

PHONES AREN'T MANLY! IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE, YOU JUST HAVE TO YELL!!! Besides uh I don't think there are any phones here and if there are I'VE FORGOTTEN TO THE EXTREME

[mafia_geek]

*Flails* WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS YELLING! My ears! And what about phones isn't manly?