"On peut être bougre et citoyen!"

[maelicia]

Seven pamphlets fighting for the rights of "gays and lesbians" in... 1790-1791? Uh-huh. The French Revolution is *everything*.

Yes, that's what I'm doing instead of working on my last dissertation.

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[josiana]

....Ahahaha. XDDDD

[josiana]

XDD I know. It's paralyzing. Seriously. So cute. So...deadly. O_O Oh, good. Maybe you won't lose the use of your legs now. :D ...No. I would've remembered that.

[maelicia]

The letter that opens the letter is the most paralysing. Oh, yes, they're deadly weapons; who could resist them? It's better to send them to the bimbos.

Here, then:

Ainsi Draële et son rival fougeux

[josiana]

:O!! Ooh, that makes sense. And also explains kittens.

Eeeeee! It will take me hours to translate that, but thank you. :D I was just running out of emotional damage.

...Oh, Saint-Just, why were you so...um. Saint-Just-y?

[maelicia]

I KNOW. HE'S THREATENING. That's why they must be kicked? o.O

Well, at least, now, you have something to do for the next hours. But here, so that you don't miss out the important: two soldiers fight, they roll, they embrace, they fight more, they fall on each other, they roll again (in blood, powder and sweat), and then, I don't know why or how, one of them decides to blow bite the other and that emasculates him. And he's like "Mwa hah ah, try raping our nuns again :D :D :D" That's more or less that.

...he's really not trying, you know. It just happens that way.

[josiana]

*weeps* I suppose?

XD Yay. ........Er. I'd say I was horribly traumatized, but...um. Yay. ^___^

Oh. Poor thing.

[maelicia]

You know... the more I look at them, the less I actually want to kick them. OH NOES. :O

I suppose my pr0ny rhymes would be more traumatising than that. Do you think Sade would blow or bite? Though admittedly, he'd prefer the other way around... but I'm not sure Saint-Just would XD

Aww, Saint-Just just wanted to have friends, you see. And his poetry sure didn't help to improve that. XD

[josiana]

;o; That wasn't the intention. Oh dear. I fail.

Probably. I think I'm just warped. I suppose it would depend on whether or not he was surprised in the middle of molesting Saint-Just...? ...Probably not. He'd be horribly damaged forever.

Er. He had Le Bas? And Maxime? ...No, it didn't. But. um. Oh well?

[maelicia]

Seems like you do.

It's okay; I am too. Imagine, Saint-Just was already sooo damaged.

Well, yes; when he gave up poetry, he found friends. XD

[josiana]

The story of my life. :(

Oh, good. :D ...That's going to make him a lot worse. Of course, it would have anyway...

XDD Aww. Poor thing.

[maelicia]

Aww. *pats*

Yes, it would have. :|

AND HIS TWU LIFE DREAM WAS TO BE AN AUTHOR. Poor Saint-Just. He'd have had such a miserable and pathetic life without the revolution.

[josiana]

It's okay, I'm used to it. *hides among the bunnies*

The poor thing. He might've become a serial killer, or something.

I know. ;-;

[maelicia]

Awww. That'd be so adorable to look at ^_^

Possibly. That's almost what the counter-revolutionaries accuse him of actually being.

And judging by his level of writing... ow. He just wanted so much to be loved and to reach the legal age.

[josiana]

Well, the bunnies would be, anyway.

....Oh dear. O_O That's just so wrong.

At least he redeemed himself later?

[maelicia]

Well, it depends... :P

I know it is. But that's what my mother thinks. >_>

...through his awesome speeches? They're so awesome. ^_^

[josiana]

...:(

But serial killing isn't virtuous...

Yes. >.>