What the fuck. I mean, what the fuck?

So Pearl Jam: 20 is playing tonight at the Nickelodeon Cinemas for one night only. Amelia the Roommate is a huge Pearl Jam fan. It's her that is always skeptical when I come home cursing about what Eddie did this time or how many times I heard "Better Man" today. Anyway, I asked her if she was working ( Read more... )

So hi. Yes, I know today is September 11, and yes, I realize this is the place where I should reminisce about where I was when the towers were hit, but I have some really weird shit to talk about, so I will address the "Where were you" question with "I was asleep and didn't find out until my biology lab." And because Franklin Pierce College's ( Read more... )

NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE?

ON VALENTINE'S DAY!?

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN SIGNIFY, EDDIE? BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I HAVE NO CLUE BUT IT BETTER AS HELL NOT MEAN I'M GOING TO DATE AN ABUSIVE MAN BECAUSE FUCK THAT SHIT

FUCK YOU, EDDIE -- FUCK YOU.

there will not be a 'better man'... there will not be a ' ( Read more... )

It strikes me that, for all the times I curse Eddie Vedder and his Curse of me, apparently, not everyone is as familiar with the song as myself and my close friends. Like, I was telling the story of how he showed up during my tarot reading at work, and both Hugh and Uncle Jean said, "well, maybe that means this is the year [I] get a better man!" ( Read more... )

Dudes, I can't even make this shit up if I tried.

Not TWO MINUTES AGO, I was in my bedroom, all tucked in, ready to do my 2011 tarot reading. I was shuffling the deck, concentrating on the question, "What does 2011 have in store?" I can't tell you what made me do it, but about three shuffles in, I decided to hit the sleep button on my bedside ( Read more... )

OH NO YOU DIDN'T, EDDIE. YOU DID NOT JUST SHOW UP ON WBLM PLAYING "BETTER MAN" AS I WAS FINALLY LEAVING FOR VACATION, DID YOU. NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO. FUCKER ( Read more... )

YOU EVEN SHOW UP ON THE ONE EPISODE OF SCRUBS I DECIDE TO TUNE IN TO TODAY? WHAT THE FUCK, EDDIE?! I GET IT. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Oh yeah, it's that time of night again.

( Lost 6.6: Dr. Linus )

Tomorrow (er, today, rather, I guess) is officially Hell Day. I have a group presentation due at 2:00 (and I'm responsible for the study guide for the class, including paying for copies - and I am totally okay with my major contribution to the group being financial), and then at 7:00 is when my Annotated Bibliography is due for my Hell Class. But ( Read more... )

Thank God I didn't see Conan's show in Seattle. I may have had to cut a bitch. (admittedly, it's kinda awesome)

I just want to pass out in front of the couch and watch How to Steal a Million, or Bridget Jones's Diary, or hell, Sunset Blvd or how about "The Incident," Alaina, how about that?, but I have a shit-ton of work to do (a buttload, even ( Read more... )