What on earth makes you think he'd wait to scurry off before masturbating?
Cyberwulf frowned as a pasty-faced teenager wearing a Teen Titans shirt waved frantically at her. “Hi, Wulfie!” Ian screeched, squeezing his pimple with one hand on her window, with the other deep in the pocket of his sweatpants rubbing furiously over l'il Ian before unleashing a dribbly stream of semi-toxic genetic material into his stained y-fronts.
What do you have for breakfast in the morning, and where can I get some of it? Kellogg's Coco Pops. I suspect any sugary cereal would do. Although I should point out I composed most of this in my head at work.
I'm asuming you saw the Romance at the GAFF tower thing, that is.
Ooh- I can play your disgruntled lesbian ex-lover who was such a bitch that I turned you back to the Heterosexual Side of the Force. And we can have a showdown + screaming match in the middle of the GAFF bar and then proceed to trash all of "GAFF tower."
Do the RPG thing. Seriously- It'll be a hoot. Tell Knorg, it's his idea. ;-)
What's a "christie"? Christie, n., pej. A stupid person. syn. retard, handicapped, spastic. etym. Christie Brown.
(Yes, a most ignorant word to use.)
I can play your disgruntled lesbian ex-lover who was such a bitch that I turned you back to the Heterosexual Side of the Force. And we can have a showdown + screaming match in the middle of the GAFF bar and then proceed to trash all of "GAFF tower." It's more that you play as yourself, only with all your loser-traits magnified as much as possible.
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Cyberwulf frowned as a pasty-faced teenager wearing a Teen Titans shirt waved frantically at her.
“Hi, Wulfie!” Ian screeched, squeezing his pimple with one hand on her window, with the other deep in the pocket of his sweatpants rubbing furiously over l'il Ian before unleashing a dribbly stream of semi-toxic genetic material into his stained y-fronts.
Otherwise, yeah, looks spot on :D
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What do you have for breakfast in the morning, and where can I get some of it? Loved (and was frightened by) the RPG.
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Kellogg's Coco Pops. I suspect any sugary cereal would do. Although I should point out I composed most of this in my head at work.
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Also- What's a "christie"? I keep picturing poor Dame Agatha Christie waving her arms wildly while running around and screaming like a banshee.
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Ooh- I can play your disgruntled lesbian ex-lover who was such a bitch that I turned you back to the Heterosexual Side of the Force. And we can have a showdown + screaming match in the middle of the GAFF bar and then proceed to trash all of "GAFF tower."
God, I love RPGs.
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Tell Knorg, it's his idea. ;-)
What's a "christie"?
Christie, n., pej. A stupid person. syn. retard, handicapped, spastic. etym. Christie Brown.
(Yes, a most ignorant word to use.)
I can play your disgruntled lesbian ex-lover who was such a bitch that I turned you back to the Heterosexual Side of the Force. And we can have a showdown + screaming match in the middle of the GAFF bar and then proceed to trash all of "GAFF tower."
It's more that you play as yourself, only with all your loser-traits magnified as much as possible.
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