I am invincible! (Except for that.)

[madmoisellestar]

The thing, where you decide you can't live with a landmine in your bedroom, so you armor up and brace yourself and step right on the damn thing, prepared to take on the explosion? I did that this weekend. Unpacked the boxes I've been avoiding. And. No 'splosions. Deafening, absurd lack of detonation. Until I stepped back onto that other mine, the

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[elvisnose]

Beautiful.

[thirdbase]

Well done on the metaphors. I followed them perfectly. Just remember to giggle at all the sand in your bathing suit and you'll be fine.