The Bitchslap, er, Fishslap meme

[madmoisellestar]

If there is someone (or many people) on your friends list who desperately deserves to be smacked with a fish* right now, whether or not you would actually apply it if given the consequence-free opportunity, (and I would) whether or not you know this person in real life, and whether or not you'd actually tell them because you might feel bad about

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[madmoisellestar]

No spite intended. Just saying. In a consequence-free world, I know a bunch of people who could use a quick dose of reality heading into the weekend. I put myself first on the list, which was actually what inspired me to post it.

Bitchslap is just so much easier to say than 'a firm shaking and loud WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING.' Don't tell me you don't know a couple of people who could use that. I sure could. Here, though, I'll edit it just for you.

Don't worry, though, the happy things! post is coming next.

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[madmoisellestar]

Hardly censored, just refined a little.

Personally, I think there's enough hate on mondays without me pitching in. Me, on a monday, I'm ok. I just had a weekend, so generally things are good. I may be a little fragile or a little disapointed about having to end the weekend, but it's ok.

Fridays I think people need a little bit of bitter. Jews and horseradish and such. Everyone's all 'La la la joy and fun, let's go make stupid choices!' and me, I'm here to remind them there's a fish waiting on the other end of their stupid choices. Or at least that there should be.

I know you're just playing. Of course you are, it's friday!

[sihaya09]

Word, yo. Just... yeah, word.

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[roxyoi301]

Hehe, that is so fuckin great!
Then again, it seems people who want to "bitchslap" me never do get the balls to do so. Then again, if they did it through livejournal rather than face to face, that's pretty lame.

But anyway, hehe, that meme is great none the less :)

[evergleam83]

FISH!

Hee.

[roxyoi301]

Unfortunately the only person I've slapped with a giat fish is my sister. And it was after we did an advertisement for Griffins for a magazine. Man, if I had a giant fish to slap other people with.....

[sihaya09]

One of the forums I post to actually has a smacking-with-fish emoticon. Witness:

[evergleam83]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

I am laughing. The next time I am being ridiculous, please just shout FISH at me. I will obviously do the same for you. Out of love, of course. ;)

[egosomnio]

So, the fish smack is like an agree/annoyed version of tea (the British cure-all)?