The Bitchslap, er, Fishslap meme
If there is someone (or many people) on your friends list who desperately deserves to be smacked with a fish* right now, whether or not you would actually apply it if given the consequence-free opportunity, (and I would) whether or not you know this person in real life, and whether or not you'd actually tell them because you might feel bad about how richly they deserve a fishslap right about now, copy and post this in your journal.
And then stop worrying about whether you are the deserving party mentioned in someone else's journal. Because statistically speaking, you're probably not.
*This, I have decided, is the all-purpose action earned by foolishness, poor taste, and mild to moderate asshattery. E.g.:
People who cut you off in traffic and don't use turn signals? Smacked with a fish.
Bar charging a cover on a weeknight without live music? Smacked with a fish.
Girls in Uggs and minidresses in february? Smacked with a fish.
Friend whines about his/her love life, and then turns around and makes the same damn mistake again? Fish smacking.
Obnoxious Texan tourists with mathcing american flag sweatsuits and whiney children on the metro at freaking rush hour? Fish.
And then stop worrying about whether you are the deserving party mentioned in someone else's journal. Because statistically speaking, you're probably not.
*This, I have decided, is the all-purpose action earned by foolishness, poor taste, and mild to moderate asshattery. E.g.:
People who cut you off in traffic and don't use turn signals? Smacked with a fish.
Bar charging a cover on a weeknight without live music? Smacked with a fish.
Girls in Uggs and minidresses in february? Smacked with a fish.
Friend whines about his/her love life, and then turns around and makes the same damn mistake again? Fish smacking.
Obnoxious Texan tourists with mathcing american flag sweatsuits and whiney children on the metro at freaking rush hour? Fish.