[Video starts up from the corner of Roy's desk. Some things are the same as usual, with Roy clearly clicking away at some computer game, not visible with the video on the other side of the monitor. He's completely absorbed in it, fiddling with keystrokes, his face contorted slightly in concentration. However, there are some things that are ( Read more... )

Moss. Do you remember that time that we were bunking off, only you went over the top and stole every copy of Grand Designs from the shop and then you made us stop to look at that little robot, only it was a bomb-defusing robot and you went to try and save us by stopping the robot from defusing the package with us still there only you were arrested ( Read more... )

[Through the whole message, Roy sounds resigned, and at times, like he's having difficulty making himself say it.]

Hullo City. Is your computer or device or possibly some other sort of machine broken? Maybe it's frozen up. Maybe you've been using the CD drive as a cupholder. Maybe you've been using the whole thing as a paperweight and you spillt ( Read more... )

Very funny, City. Stick me on a virtual desert island away from everything but my mobile and then have people quote memes all day. Alright, one meme but still. I hope you're happy. I'm going to have the song stuck in my head forever.

Is anyone actually trying to rescue us, by the way? Or are they all staring at the double rainbow?

I suppose it is ( Read more... )

That's it! I've had it up to here with trying to design the net myself and I know about this deity thing. Don't try to talk me out of it!

[Directed towards the Deities/purposefully only the slightest of filters/hack if you want]

DEITIES!

I want to do one of those trade things. How much would it cost to put in the internet? I understand you don't want ( Read more... )

[The camera switches on to reveal two torsos in bad, grainy quality, upon which there's a muttered "Oh. Bugger" and one of the men reaches out and adjusts the camera so that their faces can be seen. It's pretty obviously Moss and Roy. Except that Roy is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses and trying to look badass and Moss is wearing clip-ons.]

( Cut for ridiculous length and unimpressive antiheroes )

Well, it won't WORK if none of you even bother trying to share stuff on it!

[A pause]

Oh jesus, come on, who keeps deleting it? Is that really nec--IT'S NOT A VIRUS. YOU BLOODY SYSTEM.

[Frantic key tapping. Another pause.]

Alright, internet creation attempt number 43. And this time you bloody lot had better take notice! I'm not doing this for my own ( Read more... )

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Do you see the little button that says “Play” on it? Press it. Not with your finger! Unless you have a touchscreen but if you press the button with your finger, and nothing happens, it’s a pretty safe bet that you don’t have a touch screen. In that case, move the mouse, which is the clicky thing, so the little arrow on the screen is over the ( Read more... )