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Dude.
How did I miss this? A sequel to The Dark Crystal is in the works.
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I agreed to do it because my only reason for saying no was "I might die on stage from fright."
I am going to read at Open Mic night next week and I wish all of you were going to be there. ~50 people attending, mostly poets and "literary writers," whatever the fuck that means. I expect it to go about as well as last time (when I read in Borders) -- so, you know, not well at all. Except this time I won't make a joke about someone being ( Read more... ) -
Not Yet Dead
Hello, rainy day. Let me introduce you to Robot Unicorn Attack. THERE ARE DOLPHINS TOO.
Submitted writing portfolio (still annoyed that I was limited to 15 double-spaced pages) and transcripts to SCAD yesterday.
I might get to see ostrich and camel racing this weekend! MAYBE. Oh, woe to my lack of camera. -
Ultimate Disney Experience
rucksackjack will be flying in the week of Unique LA, which we will attend together so I can be held back from wanting to buy everything. On Dec 3rd, we'll scare ourselves with a mob of Disney Princesses at a limited release showing of The Princess and the Frog. Apparently, we'll be given Mardi Gras beads ( Read more... ) -
The only time you want your life to remotely resemble a fairy tale.
Organizing my links is about as daunting and frustrating as gathering and separating seeds hidden haystack for a grumpy ogress. Only I don't have little animal friends who owe me a favor to help me conquer this task.
Came across my link for Mix my Granola. Mixing your own cereal, ice cream, granola - is there anything the internet can't do for -
Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty Exhibition
Should I go? I'm leaning towards "yes, you may as well go see the madness in person," but then I think, "Well, I might be BLINDED afterwards." Besides, I don't know anybody who'd wanna go with me to see Hello Kitty (Hell), and I am not very good at socializing if I'm alone.
Am pondering attending SCAD. -
All this time, I thought that was celery!
Sister: "What's that green thing you always eat?"
Me: "Uh... broccoli?"
Sister: "That's what broccoli looks like? Wait, then what's celery?"
Me: "..." -
Eff Shoes.
Remember when I cried a little about having big feet that would probably not fit Fluevogs?
Irregular Choice is making me feel the same way. They do sometimes make pretty men's shoes, which gets my hopes up that there will be something wearable in the future. For $200+, of course. -
Overheard: Carbs
Woman 1: "Aren't sodas full of carbs?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, full of CARBONATION!"
[They laugh hysterically at this oh-so funny joke.]
Woman 1: "No, really. Is that what carbs stands for, you think? Carbonation?"
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