I've never fucked anyone over before. Like, in a huge sense. I have probably slightly taken advantage of people before... I mean... I'm 47... I have been around for a while... but being like my ex fiancé, and scheming something where I take over 5k from them and hatching some plan so I never have to pay them back... yeah... I can't do like, ( Read more... )

I am calling it now... this is happening. Deny it all you want, but someone is going to make a movie where Winston Churchill hunts aliens, with a lisp or stammering no less. Don't believe me? See also Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Maybe both of these people will hook up? I am pretty sure I would watch that. I have to admit, Abe Lincoln: VP ( Read more... )

Well, I am not so tired anymore. I might actually get some things taken care of at work even. This comment sponsored by 5-hour ENERGY™ and Mt. Dew™. Today is a good day, I guess. I didn't kill anyone, and, I did not have to do that one thing with that one person with those one feelerz that I have.

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I have no clue what lake day would be, however, it appears at some point in my life I asked this question as noted in one of the auto complete thingies. Speaking of thingies, I tried out my new Bluetooth toothbrush today. It connects to my phone, because, why not? It was a present for Valentine's Day. Of course, if auto correct had anything to ( Read more... )

Wow, only one year and barely a month. So much going on... well, not really. It seems like the same old shit actually. That cat in a blender picture last time reminds me how tasty my food was. I feel fat. Speaking of fat, I am the largest I have ever been in my life (that I am aware of). Wired for sound. I am not even sure what wired for ( Read more... )

It happens. Deal with it.

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Yes, I left without my headset, and my power pack, and something else I forgot. Yes, on the way to work from the car I dropped my power cord and had to search for it, however, it is a good day. I feel exceptionally well, and focused. I do not always feel focused (well, now, obviously not earlier, so point verified ( Read more... )

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I logged into a game I play (Ark: Survival Evolved) yesterday. For the first time in my life, I found myself killed prior to even spawning. Needless to say, it caused a whole slew of problems and frustrations that lasted for the rest of the day. I am all about accountability, and this game did not allow me to really be accountable for my actions ( Read more... )

All things considered, I still feel rather well. You know I have not really said much of my job, only mentioning it in hindsight. It takes two of the things I really enjoy, and could have a job about, and puts them together. The only way my job would be ultimate would involve me doing something with a gaming developer. So, I will stick with ( Read more... )