"Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron?"

[madamebatolli]

Sooooo, I have an appointment with a new counselor tomorrow. I went to see one about two years ago, but I can't remember much about it aside from the fact that he liked to stare at me really intently after he'd asked a question, and it weirded me out. So I hope this one doesn't do that. She sent me some questionnaires to fill in, including one

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[ecchi_garr]

I hope everything goes ok with your new counsellor person, i know Haven and i haven't really seen much of you for the last few months as we've been busy squirreling away our money like bushy tailed rats (i forget the name :3) and dealing with those bastard solicitors (they steal all my money!).

Anyway enjoy the Ann Summers party! i doubt you'll see anything to compare to the 21' circumference inflatable dildo i once saw while out and about (made even me wince) or dildos shaped like and the size of... well arms... at least i hope you don't. ><;

Anyway, all that's left to say is that because you used the words "crotchless peephole" i was obliged to post.

[madamebatolli]

You wouldn't live up to your screen-name if you didn't post upon reading those words!

It was okay, she seemed nice and she didn't stare freakily at me! Yep, I've heard from Charli that you should be moving in on the 20th. I will have to come around and annoy you both!

And haha, none of the toys were arm shaped from what I saw. *is reminded of the Borat film*