Comments | madame_ugly: RIP: Toilet Seat

madame_ugly

RIP: Toilet Seat

Aug 25, 2010 09:54

This is the text I sent to my wife this morning as I was (yet again) fleeing my own house due to in-law infestation:

"make sure you thank your dad for breaking out toilet seat--the very one you searched heaven and earth to find"

And I'd like to add (for those of you who may think I'm just being mean and petty--hey, toilet seats break, right?) that it ( Read more... )

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cindyanne1 August 25 2010, 14:06:41 UTC

OMG I can't even think of HOW that would have happened, aside from physically taking it in two hands and pulling it off! I mean, WTF???

madame_ugly August 25 2010, 14:32:10 UTC

Yeah, I'm in awe too.

melody_curious August 25 2010, 14:17:25 UTC

*hugs* Not good and if they are still there they can buy you a new one!

madame_ugly August 25 2010, 14:33:55 UTC

I just want them to go away and give me my wife back.

indigoleo August 25 2010, 14:41:11 UTC

Wow. I mean, yeah, I've broke a toilet seat before but it was on the way out anyway. IT just finally gave way. It's not like I went in and beat it into submission.

Maybe you should rent them a porta-john? It might be cheaper in the long run (and you wouldn't have to clean it, either!).

madame_ugly August 25 2010, 14:46:21 UTC

Who hasn't been the last bum on a seat before it dies, right? Hell, even if it had been broken totally off the toilet (like the screws both went) I wouldn't have thought much about it (except that the seat wasn't that old and it was damn shame).

But splinters. . .yeah, that kind of scared me.

*snerk* Porta-john. I'm going to recommend that to my wife.

tarotgoddess108 August 25 2010, 15:41:43 UTC

but are there splinters in someone's arse?

madame_ugly August 25 2010, 16:01:29 UTC

0_o

Oh lord, it would be my FIL's ass.

Going fetal and rocking in 3. . .2. ..

tarotgoddess108 August 25 2010, 16:24:29 UTC

My work here is done!

galialady August 25 2010, 16:20:53 UTC

I hate when "strengers to my house" screw up my things..

It was a screw up and not tell? If yes, that's even worse :|

I know this kind of things suck but, please don't let them be the reason to "bad words" with your wife..

Hope your FIL buy you a new toilet seat!

madame_ugly August 25 2010, 17:13:40 UTC

It was a screw up and not tell. The torn off lid was leaning against the bathroom wall.

My wife just emailed me and the in-laws are GONE. So no "bad words" will be necessary.