Alright, soooooo here's the update. So a while back, like a knucklehead I dropped my IPOD in a puddle. Not just any puddle though! This was the Lake Ontario of puddles. It fell in slow motion and then...SPLOOOSH! It became the "SS JAMBOX" in 2.9 seconds. Master and commander of the blimey deep. Well, I fished it out real quick, dried it off, and ( Read more... )

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Pre-Orders for the Nintendo Wii are being taken tomorow morning first thing at your local jump off, be it Gamestop or Electronic Boutique or Babbages. This is what they said at our "GS" so..go wait online for it. If I dont have one I will be angered and I will ruin the store with lightning called forth from the Heavens. NEW ZELDA HERE I COME!

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Rachel and Joe! This ones for you so go read it! Complete with 3 piece KATANA BLADE SET!

The Knife Show on PAX


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Im not sure if anyone else has seen this page yet. I've got a kick out of it and have been reading it for a week or so. The basic premise is, e-mailing them with silly conversations you've overheard in New York City and where you've heard them. Some of them are fucking classic. SO CHECK IT OUT!

Overheard in New York

Attractive blonde: I'm going ( Read more... )

Since we've reached the point of no return, we pray for starlight, we wait for the moon. The sky is empty and alone in the unknown we're getting nowhere ( Read more... )

I had a whole big explanation on how life is and how life should or could be. How we can change ourselves, our country. Start programs for world peace and end world hunger. Confront the nuclear arms race and settle any differences in the middle east. But then I saw a shiny object and I got distracted. SORRY :(

"Knock knock"
"What?"
"Knock knock, it's a knock knock joke."
"Huh?"
"Just say, who's there."
"Ahh I see, who's there."
"Okaton!"
"Otakon who?"
"OTAKON IS A FUCKING JOKE."Just as I said, a joke. Now, am I an expert on con's? NO, not at all...But I know a crappy one when I see it. After this last Otakon I'm starting to think that it's really not all ( Read more... )

I haven't read comics since I was 12, but something tells me that I'm going to have to pick Maddox's up.


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