i love detroit

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"at least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colourful kites, officials said today ( Read more... )

my cat is trying to chew her foot off
it makes me uncomfortable

i told her to go somewhere else

"In the United Kingdom, when someone decided they'd had enough of pogs and wanted out they'd walk into the middle of the playground with all their pogs and yell 'scrambles!' before throwing all of their pogs into the air and having children all fight for them. This lead to the now infamous 'Pog Riots of 95.'" -Wikipedia

in delaware a congressman
accused of sexual misconduct
says clearly at the press conference,
speaking
right into the microphone,
that he would like very much
to do it again.

-tony hoagland

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FUCK 9/11

FOREVER FORGET

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yesterday i got out of my car and discovered that i had parked next to a diaper.