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Apr 12, 2011 06:49

(Phone, filtered from drones)

[Rider wakes up, feeling as possibly refreshed as one who spent most of the previous night drinking could be. He's slightly hung over, but not enough to dampen his mood ( Read more... )

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hideandhero April 12 2011, 14:33:13 UTC
I know a race of beings who do nothing but fight. If you could conquer them in the name of humanity, you'd be doing me a big favor.

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macebronia April 13 2011, 01:17:12 UTC
Oooh, those sound like fun!

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hideandhero April 13 2011, 02:38:27 UTC
That's what I like to hear. If I can find a star chart, I'll point each and every planet.

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macebronia April 13 2011, 09:03:00 UTC
If I'm gonna be conquering the stars, I will totally need one of those star charts.

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Because what Rider really needs right now for his hangover is a Waver rant velvet_cake April 12 2011, 14:43:11 UTC
Rider!

[Yeah, Waver's looking flustered today, what else is new. Though, this time it's because he just woke up next to some woman claiming to be his wife and, more alarmingly, his command seals and magic crest were missing.]

Where are we? How did I get to America? I just woke up in bed next to some woman who thinks she's my wife, I never got married. [He waved a hand in frustrated dismissal, not that Rider could see this over the telephone.] And more importantly, I can't find my magic crest or my command spells. And why the hell are you looking for poetry right now?!

[PRIORITIES, RIDER. GET YOU SOME.]

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macebronia April 13 2011, 00:14:58 UTC
Oi, kid. Calm down. I'm happy to see you too, but I've got a bit of a headache after last night's indulgence.

[YOUR HEAD IS NOW THROBBING TOO, WAVER.]

Ohohoho, a wife, you say? I see you're finally living like a man! Though, I don't see why you're so worried. There's no grail here, even though there's a lot of Servants present.

Kiddo, I can't seem to find my copy at all. This place took everything from us without saying a word, without us even knowing. Like a common, lowly thief.

I don't really quite know how we got here, but it's a great place to start conquering, don't you think? Taking down the biggest obstacles to world conquest first.

And hey, since there's plenty of people from other worlds here, there's probably even more worlds for us to conquer!

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orz, spelling error. Sorry! velvet_cake April 13 2011, 01:58:34 UTC
[Dammit, Rider, you're not helping.]

W-what?! I don't even know her! I've never seen her before! [And it's not like Waver would know what to do with a wife, anyway.] Never mind that, anyway, it's not important. [He doesn't even want to get into what Rider means by 'living like a man'.]

We need to focus on getting back to Fuyuki City and the Grail War, not on conquering this place. But if I don't have the command seals for you... then who's your Master? And what do you mean by 'people from other worlds'?

[Sense, please start making it.]

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macebronia April 13 2011, 02:28:51 UTC
[When does he EVER help]

There is no grail war here, kid. No need to worry about that when we've got a bigger fish to fry. We can worry about that after we link this place and Fuyuki. After all, what kind of a conqueror would I be if I left this world behind? Besides, I'm human now, my wish has been granted through an error in whoever's behind this place's ways. We should focus on conquering!

I met a guy from space! He said a lot of fancy things that I'm not really sure of, but he was quite the man. Bout as big as me, even. Isn't that something, huh? Also met a tiny kraken with the heart of a conqueror.

Just because we are in different places, Waver, does not change the fact that you are my subject, my Master, and my friend.

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wizardoftheweek April 12 2011, 19:23:57 UTC
... THE Alexander the Great?

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macebronia April 12 2011, 22:18:59 UTC
The very same conqueror who sought Oceania.

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wizardoftheweek April 12 2011, 22:25:43 UTC
Oh my...

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macebronia April 13 2011, 02:29:29 UTC
Could there be any other man who could live up to the name of King of Conquerors?

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fated_blade April 12 2011, 21:57:39 UTC
Still so forth coming with your identity...this is not the war, Rider, and you do not have your powers to defend yourself.

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macebronia April 12 2011, 22:59:59 UTC
I've got nothing to hide, Saber.

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fated_blade April 12 2011, 23:12:15 UTC
In that regard, I respect you greatly, King of Conquorers.

...Gilgamesh hides everything. Tell me, did you have a trusted consort in your time?

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macebronia April 12 2011, 23:32:55 UTC
Of course, you would think one who wants to live harder than any other man would certainly have a consort, or multiple, no?

But aye, there was a friend who stood above all others in that regard.

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Re: [phone] macebronia April 13 2011, 00:41:34 UTC
What's to keep track of?

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macebronia April 17 2011, 20:46:08 UTC
[and now he gets it]

What do you mean by "too many?" girlie? It's not like there's a Holy Grail War or anything.

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