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May 08, 2009 23:04
- 15:31 Chewbacca's severed hand is sitting on my desk.
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Apr 29, 2009 23:05
- 18:38 "Staying late at work to get some extra stuff done" seems to mean being harassed by the CTO for an hour.
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Apr 28, 2009 23:05
- 11:06 Scanning outsourcer sends me junk mail: "Drowning in paper? We can help!" I place this on my pile of unopened mail...
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Apr 24, 2009 23:06
- 13:13 I affirm that I am not wittingly manifested via alpha level or other Turing-capable simulacra, in this or any other solar system.
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Apr 20, 2009 23:05
- 17:58 Why my app was broken, in one line of java code: "//timer.start();"
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Apr 17, 2009 23:05
- 16:48 My declarations that I'm leaving work early are a lie.
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Apr 15, 2009 23:05
- 10:56 My chocolate covered matza conveniently informs me of which blessing I should say before eating it.
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Apr 13, 2009 23:13
- 17:03 Good news: survived Pesach. Great news: Saw TW & D. Bad news: sick.
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