Flashforward Episode 09: Reviewed with great snark

[m_mcgregor]

Flashforward! Now with thirty-five percent more flashbacks!

Comments

[anonymous]

Hee I must now blame you by the way. I never watched the show, had no desire too(It's BB I value my sanity) but then you started writing these. I had to watch it to understand fully your jokes.

You and only you are responsible for the horror of what I have been forced to endure, I've seen things M.McGregor the Living Legend. Such terrible terrible things.

Skelron

[m_mcgregor]

Yes! Only sixteen more to go and I reach my goal of inflicting horrible mental agony on 666 people before the year 2012!

[anonymous]

So Sadbeard became Madbeard here. Any predictions on what he'll become next? Maybe Badbeard, the evil version from an alternate universe. How about Fadbeard, the dated version that no cares about.

[m_mcgregor]

When he was a child he was Ladbeard. The kids at school made fun of him and called him Nadbeard. He even once shaved his beard and was known as Hadbeard. He worked his way through college working as a lumberjack, making him Plaidbeard. He can survive falls from great heights thanks to landing on his Padbeard, and when he goes surfing the guys all call him Radbeard. His vote in the 2000 Presidential Elections was not counded because of his hanging Chadbeard.

[nistelle]

He loved 'em and left 'em, did Cadbeard. In the class of 1976, he was Gradbeard. He had to write copy when Adbeard. In a past life he impaled peasants as Vladbeard.

[m_mcgregor]

In the witness protection program his identity was Bradbeard. When he took arithmetic in school he was Addbeard. When he was a Dungeon Master he made everyone call him Slaadbeard. As a radar operator for the military he was NORADbeard, but they didn't let him have facial hair so he was also Forbadbeard. When he got out he backpacked around Europe as Nomadbeard.