What would Freud say?

[m_mcgregor]

I dreamed that I was eating a giant marshmallow.

And when I woke up, my giant marshmallow was gone!

Comments

[anonymous]

Sometimes, a giant marshmallow is just a giant marshmallow.

[m_mcgregor]

Try telling that to my dad

[lifefailsme]

Freud would say you had repressed sexual dreams about your sister and the marshmallow in a symbol for your overriding drug addiction, caused by your inability to control your bowel movements when you were between the ages of 2 and 5. Or during the psychosexual stages of precognitive development. Probably made worse by having a strong Mother figure who you had sexual desires for before you hit puberty and thus envied her breasts resulting in a fixation forming that makes the oral fixation you suffer from, that gets worse year by year until you work through your unresolved Oedipus issues created by a less than assertive Father figure. Which all translates to you being some kind of drooling pervert who needs lots of therapy.

It's what Frued would conclude, I have no doubt. I'm just saying...

[m_mcgregor]

If only he'd lived to see the nonstop parade of unleashed sexual repression that is fanfiction. Imagine the field day he could have had with twincest alone.

[lifefailsme]

hahahaha!

[bastardsnow]

Freud wouldn't say anything. He's dead. Jeez.

[m_mcgregor]

Oh yeah, then who keeps leaving me filthy voicemails in Austrian German? Schwarzenegger? Castle Wolfenstein? Australia? GET REAL!