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I don't consider a naked man covered in soil, dry humping the drive shaft of a construction vehicle with a turnip up his arse to be art.

Call me soulless, if you will.

Today the manager of my department, and the woman who will be interviewing me next week(FOR THE JOB THAT SHOULD ACTUALLY BE MINE ALREADY...) asked me how I was. I replied that I was enjoying working alone, but that I also worked well as part of a team.

I think she hates me.

The books of Louis de Bernieres = good.

So the time has arrived when Lucy and M are to depart for a new and hopefully rewarding life in London. It's been amazing to have Lucy here in Leicester for the last five years. I really don't know what I would have done without her at certain times. That's no exaggeration. She has (not quite literally) saved my life on numerous occasions, and ( Read more... )

I think I may have spent the majority of my life on the Atkins diet, by mistake... I sure do eat a lot of meat ( Read more... )

Annoyance levels at maximum ( Read more... )

Well those crazy bastards did it. Conservapedia is here! The right wing American conservative Christian alternative to Wikipedia based on "good Christan values" (rather than "empirical facts" one assumes...)

Here's what it has to say about Kangaroos:
Modern kangaroos, like all modern animals, originated in the Middle East[5] and are the ( Read more... )

This made me smile:

http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page11053.asp