“Well, I’m not afraid of Vikings, I think they’re cool.”

That’s how it all started.  My mom thought she was just making a comment in passing, but she jinxed the whole country.

“Mom, you don’t know….Vikings are actually really mean, and they would probably rape you and gore you to death.  I used to think they were cool, too, but Patrick told me ( Read more... )

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Just so you know, and in case you care...I'm still alive, and getting by. But just barely!

Yeah, so I quit my job. Hah!

Well....I could complain, but I think I pretty much had this one coming.

Merry fucking Christmas to you too, Mr Thompson.

I just want to write, but I don't really have anything to say ( Read more... )

Rules are easy, just post 10 things that recently made you happy! Tag 10 people and force them to post this meme on their LJs.1. Eggnog and pumpkin pie ( Read more... )

Oh, the holidays. My favourite time of year begins anew ( Read more... )

I confess that I am a horrible, horrible painter, yet I have no other hobby that is as cathartic as painting. It`s really great to have something like that.

- DO NOT DRINK THE ICED TEA!! This is the first time I remembered before it was too late that the iced tea in your country is usually NOT the same kind I'm used to, and I've had unpleasant surprises before. Bitter, unsweetened tea in California and tea-flavoured syrup water in Georgia, but this time I was not fooled. I grabbed a Coke instead ( Read more... )