Writing livejournal posts is really hard when you put all your energy into facebook status updates.

Hrmmm... I think the chocolate extravaganza was a bad idea. My stomach is trying to explode.

Am I really doubting my pending nuptials because eharmony failed to match us with each other?

http://m3ggiesue.blogspot.com

Brilliant ( Read more... )

A.C. Slater brilliant quote of the day: "It's amazing what you can hear by standing on a toilet."

I got one of those hip, new "My Five" cell phone plans the other day. Today I tried to decide who my five should be. So far I have Andy, Mom (work), and Home. Now I can't think of any others. And it's not because I have too many to pick. I just simply can't think of anyone else. In fact, I'm actually considering "voicemail" and "my bank" as the ( Read more... )

So... what's with the bridge collapse epidemic? I heard about one in China now? Jebus.

http://www.startribune.com/484/story/1353720.html

Here's a new one: I just noticed that when I walk, my right arm swings, and my left arm doesn't.

oh fuck. it's grasshopper season.