Flashes of Then: The Things to Do In A Closet
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Vida and Chip in a closet.
Disclaimer: Don't own them.
Love_bingo prompt: Quickie
"Vida!"
Vida grabbed his hand and dragged him into a closet.
"What?"
She shut the door behind him then turned around and kissed him. He blinked in surprise then returned the kiss for a brief second. Slowly, he broke the kiss.
"As much I love you, why are we in the closet?"
"Why do you think that we are in the closet?"
He thought for a moment then groaned softly. As much as he loved her…sometimes, she was plain crazy.
"Vee! We aren't making out in a closet!"
"Why not?"
"Because it is the middle of the baby shower!"
"So? That never stopped us before."
"That is different! Work doesn't court…or Rootcore."
"Or that club…and there was that park…"
"Vee! Your mom is just outside of the door! And you know that she still isn't happy with me about the whole wedding thing."
"She isn't happy…period. She has to get over it if she wanted to get near the twins. Now…where were we…"
He couldn't help but smile at her as she leaned upward to kiss him.
Xander didn't believe when they said that their sex life has very active.
"You must be missing it."
He looked up from the cds and blinked at Xander.
"What?"
"Sex."
He snorted. That was completely random. People always said that he was random. Xander can give him a run for his money in that department sometimes. They spend hours arguing about jellybeans once…
"Why do you think that me and Vee has suddenly stop doing it?"
"Because she is as big as a house."
His eye brow rose slightly. He wondered if Xander realized that never stop Vida…ever.
"Uhh…you won't tell her that, right?"
"You are one of my best friends and possible godfather if Vee doesn't kill you first. But you really don't read the magazines, do you?"
"What magazines?"
"About married men having more sex than their single friends."
"That totally a lie!"
He shrugged.
"I don't know for sure. Just something Vee read to me once."
He heard Xander grumbled behind him. Maybe, he should share the other thing that Vee told him. He smiled slightly. He would have something to her when he got home.
"There is more too."
"What?"
"Well…you know when a woman is pregnant…her sex drive increases."
"You are totally lying and I hate you."
He laughed.
"Why are you grinning?"
"Just remembering me and Xander talk about pregnant women and sex."
She laughed.
"You are supposed to be focusing on the now, Chip. I remember that. Now that was funny. I can't believe you had it in you."
"You are a bad influence, Mrs. Thorn."
"Well, I am glad to be a bad influence. Now, we have something to finish," She said with a smile.
"As long as no one come knocking…."
Suddenly, he heard a loud knock at the door.
"Vida…dear…what are you doing in there?" Mrs. Rocca said.
"You jinxed us." Vida said with a groan.
"Sorry…" He mumbled softly.
"VIDA!"
"Go away, mom. I'm having sex!"
"VIDA! That…that"
He was lucky that the closet was dark. His face was turning red.
"Call it hormones, mom. Now, since you ruin it, I am coming out." She shouted back.
Mrs. Rocca didn't answer but he did hear some words from behind the door. Vida laughed softly.
"That was evil, V."
"I try to be. Now, let get this party finished or we are going to need to sneak off to the shed."
"VIDA!"
End
A/N: I am not going there…nope. ^_^ Thanks for the reviews. Read and review if you wish.