apparently my work ethic needs some... work

[lyssiebaby]

TALES FROM GHJ -

Co-Worker: Your TV stand is done, I need to tag it. Is this how you spell your name?
Me: ...That says "ALICE"...
Co-Worker: Yes... is right?
Me: ...my name's not Alice... o_O
Co-Worker: ...
Me: ...*scrawls ELYSE on the paper* Okay... yeah... I'm gonna... go

Comments

[green_postit]

AHAHAH!!!! LYSSIE!!! Fuck, you are my HERO. I wish I had an office. I *HAD* an office, then they moved everyone around. Now I'm in this HUGE loft area with 11 desks surrounding me. It seriously cuts into the amount of fic I can write and read. CURSES. I used to get in, do all my work in like, 3 hours then seriously porn the hell out of the rest of the day

[green_postit]

I shit you not, I was waiting for the pervy french fry jokes to start, They are a staple of Elyse talk. Oh, HOW I MISSED IT!

And FYI, I have something for you. Of the porn variety. I'll upload it when I'm NOT at work. That's just too sketchy even for me ;)

[lyssiebaby]

You're the only one I want to lick mayo off of, baby ;)

OMG YAY PORN! Oh I'm so excited I can't wait :D I'm actually writing your porn right now XD

[green_postit]

ahaha!!! I'm DETERMINED to get you into mirror!verse like you have NO idea. I have something written for you from that ;) Two things, if you pair it with its unfinished partner. I'll link you all up nice and good when I get home ;)