apparently my work ethic needs some... work

[lyssiebaby]

TALES FROM GHJ -

Co-Worker: Your TV stand is done, I need to tag it. Is this how you spell your name?
Me: ...That says "ALICE"...
Co-Worker: Yes... is right?
Me: ...my name's not Alice... o_O
Co-Worker: ...
Me: ...*scrawls ELYSE on the paper* Okay... yeah... I'm gonna... go

Comments

[green_postit]

AHAHAH!!!! LYSSIE!!! Fuck, you are my HERO. I wish I had an office. I *HAD* an office, then they moved everyone around. Now I'm in this HUGE loft area with 11 desks surrounding me. It seriously cuts into the amount of fic I can write and read. CURSES. I used to get in, do all my work in like, 3 hours then seriously porn the hell out of the rest of the day.

Now I have to look like I'm working while trying to porn. INCONVENIENT.

But seriously. I need to hit up ON soon and chill with you for a weekend. We'll both wear our professional clothing and go out and drink martinis and chat about budgets and our coworkers and act like totally classy bitches.

Then we start the naked mud wrestling contest. Y/Y??

And pifff, WHERE IS MY PORN, GURL? *demands!* I want Kirk fucking McCoy into a sex coma! I want McCoy sucking Kirk's brain out through his dick! I want mirror!verse fic where Kirk chains McCoy to his bed and won't let him go until he manages to come four times in a row, which he super can't do, and Kirk knows this, so he just keeps him chained there FOREVER.

*DEMANDS*

*will totally write you reciprocal porn*

[lyssiebaby]

OMG I can only IMAGINE what would happen if people saw what I did all day :D They'd DIE ahaha.

OMG that COMPLETELY needs to happen! We will be all proper and lull everyone into a false sense of security and then BAM! with the sexy clothes ripping and mud fighting!

...Omg, as per usual your filthy brain inspires me and I have AH SO MANY THINGS I COULD WRITE FOR YOU AHHH.. okay. Deal. I will start writing you porn, and name the document something like "Marketing Plan for 2012" and be all stealthy XD

Gimme three words and/or a song for prompting, bb <33333

[green_postit]

AHAHAH!I cleverly called mine "E.Keller - January 23rd Film List_Jan2310" LOOK AT US BEING CRAFTY!

Ok. I've been DYING, like, absolutely DYING for some Kirk and McCoy are kinda in a relationship but SUPER not because Kirk is all "MUST FUCK EVERYTHING" and McCoy is like "whatever, I can def do better" and then Kirk sees him get his flirt on and loses his shit spectacularly. This ends with Kirk dragging him back to his room, orders him roommate out and spends the next six hours making McCoy believe in god.

So, BECAUSE I AM SUBTLE LIKE NINJA:

Grip, whiskey sour, danger.

lyric: "i will possess your heart"

Gimmie some, too!

[lyssiebaby]

On it! :D (My boss just dragged me off to help him yell at the guys on the floor... ugh >_> but i'll work on it a bit at a time as I can :D)

Oooh.... Hmmmm what do I want eeee! I dunno! I'll have an answer for you by the end of the day!

[green_postit]

I'll give you 4 business hours, AND NOT A SECOND MORE, MISSY!

*should totally have been a contract negotiator*

[lyssiebaby]

Okay, I'll leave the concept up to you, but if you could include how fucked up in the head Kirk is about himself it would be AWESOME.

Word: attack, pin, shield
Lyric: anything from Jason Mraz's "If It Kills Me"

http://www.metrolyrics.com/if-it-kills-me-lyrics-jason-mraz.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CusGBZh5V_4

I LOVE the Casa Nova session version of this song. I've like, adopted it as a Jim/Bones BFFs become MOAR anthem of sorts <3

[green_postit]

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! omg I want to write something crazy introspective on this. There needs more Kirk analyzing McCoy fics and breaking him down and then fixing him with his magic healing cock of healing.

[lyssiebaby]

THERE DOES NEED TO BE. THERE IS A VOID, KATE. THERE IS A VOID AND *YOU NEED TO FILL IT* ...with cock :D

[green_postit]

Oh, there will be cock. There *WILL* be cock.

[lyssiebaby]

My hero *swoons*

[lyssiebaby]

also, because of my stupid icon, i am overcome by the urge to write a kirk fic based on thedonnie darko quote "some people are just born with tragedy in their blood"

[lyssiebaby]

Also, we need to set up like, a skype of msn date or SOMETHING sometime soon to chat in real time, woman. Like for REALS.

*throws more lyrics @ you for amusement*

You are strong but you're needy,
Humble but you're greedy
Based on your body language,
And shoddy cursive I've been reading
Your style is quite selective,
but your mind is rather reckless

&

Although you were biased I love your advice
Your comebacks they're quick
And probably have to do with your insecurities
There's no shame in being crazy,
Depending on how you take these
Words they're paraphrasing this relationship we're staging

[green_postit]

I'm so writing something for the first set of lyrics, omg. It's going to be so awesome, I can already see the fic in my head *flails*

[lyssiebaby]

it's from "a beautiful mess" by jason mraz. WHICH IS SO DESCRIPTIVE OF BOTH THE BOYS :D :D :D

..Also, I would just like to point out how what originated as a discussion about work has degraded into PORN. THIS IS SO INDICATIVE OF US AS PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

[green_postit]

I'm personally shocked it took us this long to get to porn. If that doesn't show we're maturing, I don't know what does.

WE ARE ADULTS NOW, ALICE!

[lyssiebaby]

Seriously. The, like 8 comment delay in getting to the porn rather than the usual one or two is telling. Plus, I haven't offered to eat mayo and french fries off of your person ONCE yet.

...well up until now, that is.

I WISH I HAD A DECENT SUITABLE NICKNAME TO TEASE YOU BACK WITH, LOVER.