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For the first time since I began this LJ three years ago, I have a new default icon:


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Favorite Spam Mail subject in awhile:

Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.

But the more amusing part came inside the email, with its helpful instructions for people who've never before used the internets:

We can help! Our site: ochhorfando[dot]com ;) Don't forget to replace "[dot]" to "."

slodwick posted this a long time ago, but I ran across ( Read more... )

Everytime I see anything about House, I let out a silly little squeal. Of course since I'm at work, I surpressed it when I clicked on this article.

Y'all know I have an irrational hate-on for zombies, but today's Dino Comic cracked me up. (this one's for my girl nifra_idril)

slodwick is very cute and has a poll you should take.

pandarus has written In Defence of ( Read more... )

Yep. It's Monday morning. (hi, Monday morning). It's ten minutes till eleven o'clock and I already have two stories for you. Since this is unlocked, names have been removed to protect the innocent (mainly: ME).

Infamous co-worker: How do you spell 'stur-ahs'?

Me: s-t-i-r-r-e-r-s

NoseS: *dubious* Are you shoo-ah ( Read more... )

Okay y'all, I've been saving these up to hit ya with 'em all at once. Yes, it's time for another round of Did I Really Hear That, or: Oh No She Dih'nt.

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[day after Easter]

CC: [holding up paper for Nose Scraper's inspection]

Nose Scraper: [with impatience] It's supposed to be the other one. Not that one, the othah one. That one. [shrieks] NO ( Read more... )

Yet another round of Did I Really Hear That, or: Oh No She Dih'nt:

Apropos of NOTHING ... out of the blue...

Nose Scraper: So I called up the immigrant office to complain about that woman who LIED to me. *pause* They didn't do ANYthing. *longer pause* It would've helped if I had known her name ( Read more... )

You know what kind of day it's going to be when you walk in, sit down at your desk, and the first thing you hear is Nose Scraper announce, "So last night I went to see my gynecologist..."

Sometimes I just have to sit back here in my little cube and stifle the laughter ( Read more... )

This drawing of Rodney McKay and the Pastry Ray Incident by mutecornett is too cute for textual rendering. It's so Rodney and encompasses the wonderful crackedout realm of SGA. Just -- there is NOTHING you can't do to these people. Delightful, I tell you. I am amazed at the art that's come out of this fandom, actually. So many different styles and ( Read more... )