uh, did I HEAR THAT?!

[lyra_sena]

Yet another round of Did I Really Hear That, or: Oh No She Dih'nt:

Apropos of NOTHING ... out of the blue...

Nose Scraper: So I called up the immigrant office to complain about that woman who LIED to me. *pause* They didn't do ANYthing. *longer pause* It would've helped if I had known her name

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[serialkarma]

Seriously. Is it Let Out The Crazies Day? Why did no one tell me? I would have worn a helmet!

[lyra_sena]

It is! Something to do with Friday, maybe? NS is just in rare form today.

[cranberryink]

Sounds like a woman I work with. The first thing I ever heard her say was, "Those terrorists, they just have no respect for human life." She's also the person who thinks fish aren't animals, and that only Mexicans shop at the swap meet.

[lyra_sena]

*chokes* She and Nose Scraper are long-lost twins.

[lynnmonster]

Hey, you might have to put up with nose-related medical details, but TODAY? I got to unwillingly overhear a long and graphic relation of one woman's breast reduction surgery and attendant complications. FUN!

*no, not still cringing, not at all...*

[lyra_sena]

oh my gosh, Lynn, that reminds me of the time a few years back when a co-worker (CRAZY LADY) went to Guatamala or somewhere for liposuction and then came back three days later, walked in my office, and proceeded to pull up her shirt and show me her lumpy post-surgery stomach. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. This is also the same woman who used to pull up her skirt to clean the glass of the copier machine, and in doing so expose her enormous cottage cheese thighs to the rest of us. Actually, it wasn't even so much seeing her legs, which I could handle, it was the fact that HI, this woman pulled up her skirt in the office. Yeah. Wow. I have a lot of co-worker horror stories, don't I? Is it ME? Do I just ATTRACT them?!

I can't even WATCH those surgery shows on breast reduction and lipo -- and I sure as hell don't want to hear about it in detail.

*protects you*