Well I don't think I stink

[lyra_sena]

So, HI, from this side of Thanksgiving. We had rageprufrock and yahtzee63 and my co-worker Kit over for a big feast which was absolutely delightful. Then on Saturday, because serialkarma and I are crazy, had another big party and lessee, who all came:

barely_bean, shayheyred, cmshaw, lightgetsin and Azura (did I spell that correctly?), rageprufrock, corinna_5, and hetrez. Gahd, we drank and ate eclair cake and laughed and talked about... what

Comments

[nestra]

You don't stink. He stinks.

Also, language that might be cute if you were still dating is really kind of irritating when he's breaking up with you.

Witnessed but unexplored, circled but unclaimed.

I roll my eyes at him. @@

[lyra_sena]

I know, right? I read the email several times and was all, WOW, what a pretentious little fucktard.

(the fact that my vagina is circled but unclaimed will never not be funny).

[lyra_sena]

Seriously! It caught me blindsided! Who knew underneath the beard was a jackass???

[serialkarma]

*raises hand*

[engenda]

Tosser. How can he do this to the awesome that is you? You are beautiful and giving and wow, he's a jerk!!!!

[lyra_sena]

Tosser! I shall add that to the list of names I am calling him. It's growing by the minute.

[kageygirl]

I am pretty. I am smart. I am funny and I don't smell bad.

It's all true!

If, god forbid, you do see him again, don't be nice and don't be mean. Be dismissive! "Okay, I just wanted to get LAID, jackass. Grow a pair."

Or, y'know, casually punch him in the nuts. As your whim dictates.

[lyra_sena]

*laughing* I like your advice. Dismiss him and THEN casually punch him in the nuts. Cause that's how I roll.

[shrift]

Oh, my god. What? WHAT.

WHAT IS THIS DOUCHERY I SEE BEFORE ME. I just raised my eyebrow so high that it climbed off my forehead and is hanging out with the ceiling tiles.

[lyra_sena]

*chokes* And I just laughed so hard I wheezed and my coworkers thought I was dying.