what to do on a rainy Friday afternoon

[lyra_sena]

Play with spam email, of course!

Subject line:
You'll be surprised with your bigger penis

Actually, I'd be surprised with ANY penis.

Text of email:

Have they ever told you this, "Gush! Your penis is so small!"?

No, but I have been told, "Gush! That color looks lovely on you! Gush! There is a tidal wave approaching! Gush! Open up wider! Gush

Comments

[serialkarma]

I must, I realize this! But the tin foil on my head is interfering with your signal! The preparation is fading!

*dies*

you funny lady

[lyra_sena]

I am so looking forward to a beer when I get home. Might forego purchasing wings until next week if it's still rainy when I leave work.

[serialkarma]

seriously, it's just very blah today.

[kageygirl]

"Oh! Your penis is impressive!" Isn't that what you always wanted to hear?

Thank you! I removed it from its owner and shellacked it all by myself!

[lyra_sena]

*snorffles* Shellacked for your viewing pleasure!

[ldthomps]

Heee! I just accidentally laughed audibly in our silent office. I have had Extremely Similar conversations with my spam! (although not so much with the wings, wing-ed penises don't seem Nearly as good an idea as hat-ed ones. But I'm sure someone will now write penis wing!fic and convince me otherwise...

[lyra_sena]

um, anything with wings is fine by me but I think even I have boundaries re: penis!wings. (which I'm sure y'all are glad to hear).

[reginagiraffe]

Now I want penis wingfic. :/

[lyra_sena]

of COURSE you do. *G*

[lyra_sena]

It's a transgendered conspiracy! (omg, wouldn't that be AWESOME if it was??)

[mrsronweasley]

You have ALL the fun. :D

[lyra_sena]

I ♥ my penis!