what to do on a rainy Friday afternoon
Play with spam email, of course!
Subject line:
You'll be surprised with your bigger penis
Actually, I'd be surprised with ANY penis.
Text of email:
Have they ever told you this, "Gush! Your penis is so small!"?
No, but I have been told, "Gush! That color looks lovely on you! Gush! There is a tidal wave approaching! Gush! Open up wider! Gush! Gush! Gush!"
Didn't you just wanna run away?
I did, I really did, but there was no where to run that the zombies wouldn't find me.
Don't let them prefer dildo to you!
Oh honey, as if. I won't let them prefer chocolate cake to me, either!
Megadik will bring you to your sexual dreams!
Will it bring me to Europe, as well? Cause that would be preferable. Or maybe it could bring me to the nail salon. My manicure needs a touch up.
You must believe in this wonderful preparation!
I must, I realize this! But the tin foil on my head is interfering with your signal! The preparation is fading!
"Oh! Your penis is impressive!" Isn't that what you always wanted to hear?
OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT.
Soon you'll be the only one ladies will desire!
Finally, you have said something that speaks to my heart!
Megadik is your true rescue!
Yes, but can it grow wings?
Subject line:
You'll be surprised with your bigger penis
Actually, I'd be surprised with ANY penis.
Text of email:
Have they ever told you this, "Gush! Your penis is so small!"?
No, but I have been told, "Gush! That color looks lovely on you! Gush! There is a tidal wave approaching! Gush! Open up wider! Gush! Gush! Gush!"
Didn't you just wanna run away?
I did, I really did, but there was no where to run that the zombies wouldn't find me.
Don't let them prefer dildo to you!
Oh honey, as if. I won't let them prefer chocolate cake to me, either!
Megadik will bring you to your sexual dreams!
Will it bring me to Europe, as well? Cause that would be preferable. Or maybe it could bring me to the nail salon. My manicure needs a touch up.
You must believe in this wonderful preparation!
I must, I realize this! But the tin foil on my head is interfering with your signal! The preparation is fading!
"Oh! Your penis is impressive!" Isn't that what you always wanted to hear?
OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT.
Soon you'll be the only one ladies will desire!
Finally, you have said something that speaks to my heart!
Megadik is your true rescue!
Yes, but can it grow wings?