Kingdom Hearts Letters

[lynxgriffin]

Dear KHU,

Please to be posting translations that actually make sense. Or at the very least, attempt correct sentence structure. If your translations would embarrass Engrish.com, they're not very useful.

Squinting at the screen,
- Lynx

Dear Xion,

Who or what in the hell are you. I am trying very, very hard to withhold judgment on you until the

Comments

[lynxgriffin]

Yeah, I heard that too, which is equally strange but AT LEAST NOT AN UNBIRTH. GHHHHKKK. Actually, the word was scribbled next to a picture of one, so maybe it's...like a Dusk, when everyone assumed that all Nobodies were called Dusks?! I don't know!

[ryuuzoku_aya]

CLEARLY THEY READ THE PENIS HYDRA FIC AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

Also....Xion? And a keyblade? What? Really?

[lynxgriffin]

AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T READ THE BLOOD GAME AND THINK THE SAME THING?!

Yup, apparently #14 is named...Xion. And has a Keyblade. Or a fake one, I dunno. I'm gleaning what I can from KHU translations. ;_;