Kingdom Hearts Letters
Dear KHU,
Please to be posting translations that actually make sense. Or at the very least, attempt correct sentence structure. If your translations would embarrass Engrish.com, they're not very useful.
Squinting at the screen,
- Lynx
Dear Xion,
Who or what in the hell are you. I am trying very, very hard to withhold judgment on you until the game is released, because judging a character before you even meet them is just full of stupid. People did the same thing with Namine, and it was also full of stupid. But you're making this kind of difficult on me, what with having a Keyblade and a name that sounds like it was culled from ff.net and a possible connection with Kairi and asjfdkslfjalk. Please, don't disappoint me.
Warily yours,
- Lynx
Dear KH: Birth by Sleep,
YESSSS, you're going to include lots on the Princesses of Heart! THANK you! And we're already seeing shots of Jacques and Lucifer from Cinderella's world? Very awesome! Tiny!Ven looks to be cute. (Or I guess that would be Ventus). I am looking forward to you the most, and yet you're the last game to come out. Fate is cruel that way. But at least I now have a PSP ready and waiting!
Excited for you the most,
- Lynx
Dear Aqua,
FINALLY they're releasing some info on you. Geez, took them long enough. Ven and Terra are certainly made of awesome, but I like me some trios, dammit.
Hope to see more in the near future,
- Lynx
Dear Japan,
Screw you and your torrid love affair with cell phones.
Punching grudgingly at my cheap Nokia,
- Lynx
Dear Nomura,
If the darkness-looking monsters in BBS are actually called "Unbirths" in the final game, I am going to fly to Japan and punch you in the face with a Penis Hydra.
May just end up punching you anyway,
- Lynx
New Lunargyros page today! Check it here.
Please to be posting translations that actually make sense. Or at the very least, attempt correct sentence structure. If your translations would embarrass Engrish.com, they're not very useful.
Squinting at the screen,
- Lynx
Dear Xion,
Who or what in the hell are you. I am trying very, very hard to withhold judgment on you until the game is released, because judging a character before you even meet them is just full of stupid. People did the same thing with Namine, and it was also full of stupid. But you're making this kind of difficult on me, what with having a Keyblade and a name that sounds like it was culled from ff.net and a possible connection with Kairi and asjfdkslfjalk. Please, don't disappoint me.
Warily yours,
- Lynx
Dear KH: Birth by Sleep,
YESSSS, you're going to include lots on the Princesses of Heart! THANK you! And we're already seeing shots of Jacques and Lucifer from Cinderella's world? Very awesome! Tiny!Ven looks to be cute. (Or I guess that would be Ventus). I am looking forward to you the most, and yet you're the last game to come out. Fate is cruel that way. But at least I now have a PSP ready and waiting!
Excited for you the most,
- Lynx
Dear Aqua,
FINALLY they're releasing some info on you. Geez, took them long enough. Ven and Terra are certainly made of awesome, but I like me some trios, dammit.
Hope to see more in the near future,
- Lynx
Dear Japan,
Screw you and your torrid love affair with cell phones.
Punching grudgingly at my cheap Nokia,
- Lynx
Dear Nomura,
If the darkness-looking monsters in BBS are actually called "Unbirths" in the final game, I am going to fly to Japan and punch you in the face with a Penis Hydra.
May just end up punching you anyway,
- Lynx
New Lunargyros page today! Check it here.