Kingdom Hearts Letters

[lynxgriffin]

Dear KHU,

Please to be posting translations that actually make sense. Or at the very least, attempt correct sentence structure. If your translations would embarrass Engrish.com, they're not very useful.

Squinting at the screen,
- Lynx

Dear Xion,

Who or what in the hell are you. I am trying very, very hard to withhold judgment on you until the

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[loveotter]

GET UP ON THE PENIS HYDRA'S BACK

[lynxgriffin]

KOOSHBAAAAAAAAAAAALL

[bouncy_erbear]

Hey can I get a link to these pictures....I feel like I'm missing out every time you squeal about them .__.

Man I'm going to get a PSP next summer or maybe for Xmas...BBS just sounds way too awesome to pass up...

Yay more info on Aqua!

[lynxgriffin]

I usually check KHU for my info: http://www.kh2.co.uk/

Yaaaaaays! /o/

[syvia]

Ditto on what bouncy_erbear said. Where do you get this information? :o

[lynxgriffin]

From KHU! They have some gameplay summaries, screenshots and scans of sketches. :D

[yuukihikari]

LOL I know, KHU's translations are just screwed right up. Why can't people translate Japanese to English and not Japanese to Japilish.

I'm in the same boat with Xion...

I CANT WAIT FOR BBS OMFG. I'd given it a 2010 release date for some reason XD so I'm like "2009!? YAY!" Knowing Japan, it'll be like "December 2009!" and I'll want to kill someone.

Aqua looks awesome ;.; <3

"Unbirths" ... I heard them referred to as something else somewhere o.O;. Started with an A...

[lynxgriffin]

I DON'T KNOW. D: You'd figure they'd look at the translation and go, "Wait, this makes no sense."

fdskfjla I hope we don't have to wait until 2010! ;_; Since we'll probably already be waiting until summer 2009 or something for the over9000Days game.

Yeeeeees! ♥ fdskldsfj her outfit is coolness. I think it'd be awesome if we ever saw some joint attack thing with all three of them.

Yeah, I heard they were called "Ambers" as well. I was mostly referring to the drawing of one that's on the same sketch page as Aqua.

[daisy_the_mage1]

Dear KHU,

Trying to translate from Japanese to English too literally will mean that the English will make no bloody sense. I'm pretty poor at translating Spanish to English and vice versa but even I try to take that into account. There is a reason why the Balamb cafeteria sold hot dogs in the English of FF VIII when it apparently sold bread in the Japanese version.

Me.

[taistoi]

Oh come now, Lynx, not even Nomura deserves to be punched in the face with a PENIS hydra...

Although I think that if we didn't feed the Nagaku for a few days, and then let him loose in Nomura's office, that'd be fair.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT XION OMG. I *really* hope she has a decent explanation so we aren't going "wtf wtf wtf?!" about her.

[lynxgriffin]

LMAO I actually didn't catch Nagaku for a sec, there. XD

I'm reeeeeeeally hoping so, too. Namine confused the heck outta me until I actually got to the end of CoM/beginning of KH2 and all, but damned if I can figure out HOW they're going to explain this one.

[taistoi]

Um... "lol I am Xemnas and I kill my naughty members ftlulz"...?

[lynxgriffin]

"The high court may well sentence Xion to TOR-CHAAAAR!"