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[lyndz]

JERRY Why do I always have the feeling that everybody's doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons?
ELAINE This is what people do.
JERRY No they don't. They're out on some big picnic. They're cooking burgers. They're making out on blankets. They're not at some mall in Jersey watching their friends trying to find the world's cheapest air-

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[tbone]

Helmets? Brilliant. That just oozes confidence.

We're going to my wife's hometown to celebrate its 100th birthday. It should be a pretty good party.

[lyndz]

According to my boss, "it's the only way we'll get the kids to wear them". Dumbest thing ever.

[tbone]

Good luck on that. You can't use logic on kids.

[lyndz]

Yeah and making the rest of us look like idiots isn't the way to do it.