SO THIS IS THE POST OFFICIALLY SAYING

THAT I AND ALL MY OPERATIONS, COVERT AND OTHERWISE, WILL NOW BE MOVING TO

paranomasias

So. Would anyone be willing to toss some paid time my way in exchange for fic? My personal and a few rp accounts kind of could use that shit ( Read more... )

So fuck it all I am doing summer reading and trying not to drown myself. Not because the book isn't good, mind you. I like the book. Kurt Vonnegut is great. I just. AUGH. One of those days, I guess ( Read more... )

Yeah okay so I got these from olesia and comment and I will give you five blah blah blah

un: what's your all-time favorite murder weapon?

Well, I am nothing of not a man who appreciates the classics. You just can't beat a good poison, you know? Barring that, I suppose I can appreciate a good garrote, yeah?

deux: how many accounts do you even ( Read more... )

Okay why can't I stop listening to freaking Fall Out Boy? Seriously. Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown has been on repeat on my computer for like an hour now. IT DOESN'T. GET OLD. EVEN THOUGH IT NEEDS TO THERE IS A REASON I HAVE ALL THESE SONGS IN MY ITUNES L:AKHDFGLAFGKHFSGF ( Read more... )

So okay guys. Hi. Not exactly baring my soul to the world here because ahahaha why would you do that on the internet BUT ( Read more... )

Lol I'll update about my personal life later FOR NOW THERE IS MEME-ING TO BE DONE

So, this was abducted with extreme prejudice from 1st_eggokage! Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!

( HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO )

STOLEN FROM 1st_eggokage

Pick 20 fandoms and post their summaries from Better Than It Sounds. WITHOUT CHEATING, have your friends guess.1. A man is let out of prison and is hired as chauffeur and bodyguard to a weird man who's conducting a secret war against another bunch of other weird people. The story is occasionally interrupted for history lessons or ( Read more... )

and you thought you could escape these!

well okay this is more something that I want to do and you can snag it if you like but w/e

SO IT GOES LIKE THIS

1. YOU GIVE ME A CHARACTER I PLAY REGULARLY/HAVE AN ACCOUNT FOR!
2. I GIVE YOU...

A. Future plans for them!

B. Who I ship them with! (In whatever rp they are in/have been in or just... in general ( Read more... )

GUYS ISLANDS SERVES ENDLESS FRIES WITH EVERY ENTREE NOW

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED BEFORE NOW