we gon hang out wit rick james tonight, you know what im sayin ( Read more... )

who am i kidding. nobody reads this anymore anyway.

2 tests. super bowl. j-ville. spring break. cruise. bahamas. insane. dvds. 300. family guy. adult swim. car washes. money.

one story the guys tell me, the story i believe, was from his days in turkey. there was a gang of hungarians that wanted theyre own mob. they realized that to be in power,you didnt need guns, or money, or even numbers. you just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldnt. after a while, they come into power and then they come after soze. he ( Read more... )

just got finished writin my lab report. bout to eat some HNC and watch some AFHV. those stand for honey nut cherios and americas funniest home videos.....hold on.....sOUtHpArk IS oN!!!!!!!!change of plans nig. no time to type.

cant wait til i move to gainesville. only 11 months and 8 days left ( Read more... )

nothing funnier in the world than this movie. for any of you that havent seen it, think of it as a slice of heaven in movie form. imagine god himself coming down from heaven and telling you that you are his greatest creation ever. thats the feeling i get when i watch this movie. if you havent seen it, do yourself a favor and go out and buy this ( Read more... )

had to work at 4am this morning. i had to drive 100 miles through the snow to get to work with no heater in my car and the windows were down because they wouldnt go up, and i was wearing shorts and a t-shirt because my family cant afford pants and sweaters. once i got to work, they told me we were going to the MLK Jr Parade downtown, but the road ( Read more... )

for the first time since i got this thing, im actually in a bad mood. i went to the dentist to get my fillings replace this morning and the woman decided she take it upon herself to give me a friggin root canal. and i dont like getting root canals. so now my face is really numb and once the numbness goes away, im expecting extreme pain. she gave me ( Read more... )

today was the first day of spring term, and it was crazy. i was walking to class when an indian man named cheif iwonawa stopped me and tried to sell me his mocs. but these were no ordinary mocs. these mocs were made of the finest bermese python skins id ever seen. smooth as silk and lined with pure 24 karat gold, these mocs were the nuts, trust me ( Read more... )