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luvmeanddespair

Drabble-Matic CRACK.

May 10, 2007 05:15

Claude and Peter
by William Shakespeare

Enter Claude

Peter appears above at a window

Claude:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the pigeon, and Peter is the pigeon.
Arise, broken pigeon, and hurt the angst-ridden picnic basket.
See, how he leans his hand upon his eye!
O, that I were a glove upon that eye,
That I might ( Read more... )

crack!fic, plaude, heroes

Comments 12

indyhat May 10 2007, 11:11:53 UTC

*laughs like a deranged thing*

luvmeanddespair May 10 2007, 20:27:05 UTC

I know...it's so frickin' bad... I swear I woke up the whole house

reiko_forrester May 10 2007, 11:20:27 UTC

*snickers* Angst-ridden coffee? A three-way with Santa? This is cracktastic!! All hail the Drabble-Matic! XD

luvmeanddespair May 10 2007, 20:27:28 UTC

LOL. I know. Angst-ridden coffee FTW!!!

betterthanlegos May 10 2007, 14:42:01 UTC

Yee. Wow, just wow. *Dies laughing* So much love to this! :D

luvmeanddespair May 10 2007, 20:27:45 UTC

^^ XD

c_quinn May 10 2007, 15:02:30 UTC

"Peter, you perfect pigeon!" Claude yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Claude looked and then rubbed his hand and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

*snort*

luvmeanddespair May 10 2007, 20:28:14 UTC

LOL. I know. So horrible. *diess*

kira_bouviea May 10 2007, 17:11:26 UTC

It is the pigeon, and Peter is the pigeon.
Arise, broken pigeon, and hurt the angst-ridden picnic basket.

*dies*

*Bob, She's going to Put you through the DrabbleMatic. (Attack!)*

These were great. loved the first one. And teh coffe? *Snort*

luvmeanddespair May 10 2007, 20:28:54 UTC

I KNOW. That was the first one I did and couldn't stop laughing for...ever. Arsie, broken pigeon!! XD