Hey! I want all of the ladies to tell their cramp stories.

Maybe we should all sit in a circle and play duck-duck-goose to decide who our next president should be. That would make about as much sense as using the electoral fucking college.

You people probably sleep everynight, don't you?
HA! Sleeping is for fools and whinos.

Who the fuck falls for this shit (the copied e-mail below)? Does anybody ever believe this kind of shit ( Read more... )

YUMMY!
I wish that Cate would lift that damn restraining order against me. It will put a damper on our wedding.

YOU ALL ANNOY ME!!! Except for you.

So why the fuck has this not become an issue yet?

My gum is pink and my chair is grey, but I don't care either way ( Read more... )

What if bananas didn't exist?
Can you imagine a world without bananas?
It is just mindboggling.

In honor of me, I am going to go to Sonic and have a hot fudge and strawberry syrup sunday now.
And you should do whatever you want as well. It's okay.