I swear to god I am for real hard at work!

I have been busily making giant mess after giant mess in my kitchen. I killed a lobster, I went psycho and made like 5 different kinds of pasta, I made a chocolate cake TWICE that is super good but KEEPS FALLING THE FUCK APART AND MAKES ME SHRIEK IN RAGE....and other things.

I have a handy little notebook ( Read more... )

Sigh. I am 100% terrible at keeping blogs. It always seems like such a fantastic idea, and I get really motivated and excited enough about it only long enough to create an entry or two. I am going to try so hard to not let this go to waste. This time I was lucky enough to have followers right away, and I DO have some things lined up in my head to ( Read more... )

I am so thrilled to get to sleep in tomorrow. I am lying around in my underwear, tired as hell, and delighted I don't have to be to work at 6am. Literally the only thought crossing my mind right now is: "Do I want to masturbate? Do I not want to masturbate?"
Woe is me. :)
 

Food blogs are all the rage. Sex, too.

I was taking an online quiz the other day to find out which circle of Hell I’d be placed in, (gotta prepare for rapture, yes?), and one of the questions was:

Would you sooner go without good-tasting food or sex?

Well, fuck.

I’m finally starting this… :)