How to make it good: The Star Wars Prequels

[lurkerwithout]

And now the second in the ongoing series, where I tell wealthy, sucessful people how not to churn out shit. Using only the power of my giant thinky brain, I will show how it is possible to make Star Wars prequels that are a cavalcade of CGI wank, bad acting and scripting inconsistant while other established continuity

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[crimsonjoe]

Doesn't sound like you've changed that much on the first movie- made Annikan older, the Princess younger, and removed Jar Jar. I would recommend removing any signs of 'mitochrondia' and the miracle birth of Annikan having no father (just never bring it up).

Then again, the first movie's problem wasn't really the plot (IMHO, things fall apart in the second movie), so that makes sense. I'll be curious to see what you do for the second mvie.

[cygnia]

Midochlorians, hun. ;)

[lurkerwithout]

Midochlorians are an idea so stupid, that much like sequels to Highlander, such a thing could never have existed...