I dreamed Anne came back from Spain after two weeks with breast implants. They were saggy and the left one was noticably larger and a tad lumpy. I couldn't tell her this, but naturally I was weirded out.
The case for breast implants: 1. They make boobs bigger, which probably is one of the greatest thing ever.
The case against breast implants: 1. Seeing pornstars with fake boobs. It's pretty obvious and it's not really all that great to see. 2. Tara Reid. RIP, former perfect body.
Anne was in my dream last night! I ran into her at a McDonalds, but she was waiting on Bingo or whatever his name is and she said something like "I'm dissappointed that you're not my boyfriend" and I said "Well that makes two of us." It was a double entendre! Dream chandler is so witty.
And I am pro-fake boobs. Doesn't look natural? Good, i like that. Real boobs get sucked into armpits when you lay down, but not fake ones. Megaman's right arm doesn't look natural, but that's because it's a gun, it's an improvement; same thing.
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The case for breast implants: 1. They make boobs bigger, which probably is one of the greatest thing ever.
The case against breast implants: 1. Seeing pornstars with fake boobs. It's pretty obvious and it's not really all that great to see. 2. Tara Reid. RIP, former perfect body.
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And I am pro-fake boobs. Doesn't look natural? Good, i like that. Real boobs get sucked into armpits when you lay down, but not fake ones. Megaman's right arm doesn't look natural, but that's because it's a gun, it's an improvement; same thing.
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