1. I went back to visit Enloe for some reason and got shot in the hip. I was compassionate towards the bad guys even though they shot me and that inspired them not to shoot anymore people. The police came, but then they wouldn't take me to the hospital because I wasn't bleeding very much and I had a bullet inside me. My mom ended up taking me and ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed I was Batman. Specifically I was controlling Christian Bale as Batman with my mind as opposed to thinking that I *was* him. But this time the menace was... I don't know, invisible plants or aliens or something. They were taking over the forests by, well, you know what it looks like when you look up into the canopy and see the ( Read more... )

So this girl from studio (who I was living with in the dream) wanted to take me to the advocacy group that she worked for. We get there and I see that a whole bunch of young people our age are gathering there as well. Everybody sits in rows in one of those desks that is one piece like we had in high school and it's pretty clear that it's a ( Read more... )

I found my other pearl earring. I thought I might have lost it, but no, it got stuck somewhere unlikely and now I have them both. I was really, really bummed about it, but now I don't have to be anymore ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed I was up against Method Man in a pie eating contest.

I HAVE HAD BASICALLY THE SAME DREAM MOST NIGHTS FOR LITERALLY MONTHS. (AND YES, I MEAN THE REAL KIND OF LITERALLY ( Read more... )

I am the pink Power Ranger and I am standing with the other Rangers on some kind of a bridge structure in the middle of a big crowd of people where we are about to put on a show. Our music is about to come on, but instead it's whatever that music is that is "presidential". At first all of the rangers stand their salute, but then I decide that this ( Read more... )

Yeah, yeah, there have been other stories about this, but this one highlights Mr. Escamilla for doing Mr. Escamilla things through the years. No one from our grade is quoted, but it goes back as far as one girl that graduated in 1999. Niiiice. But this probably isn't really news to us, but I still am... amused (maybe?) that it's in the paper. It's ( Read more... )

I was in the winter olympics doing some sport that was kind of like a cross between skiing and sledding and running and the north-bound lanes of Capital Blvd was the course. All the other countries totally sucked, and we did too, but not as much, so we won. The other American team did really badly and we didn't like those bitches, so we were openly ( Read more... )

I dreamed Anne came back from Spain after two weeks with breast implants. They were saggy and the left one was noticably larger and a tad lumpy. I couldn't tell her this, but naturally I was weirded out.